Transformers 2 FAQ’s

Earlier today, vanlandw, pass this article along to me:

Bonus! Rob’s Transformers 2 F.A.Q.s!

They do a pretty good job of–in a humorous fashion–cover all the glaring flaws in the new Transformers movie. Allow me to summarize the FAQ’s in the same manor they summarized the film:

Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue?
“I am standing directly beneath the enemy’s scrotum.”